But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Randomize
