Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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