Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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