none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
You need a sexual gate keeper
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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