Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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