Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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