yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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