Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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