Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
i out mim tonsoeep
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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