She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
My liver just had a heart attack.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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