How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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