i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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