By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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