i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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