Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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