Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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