we're blogging at a bar
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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