Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Who died my cat blue again?
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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