You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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