I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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