check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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