Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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