So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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