it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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