I have demons in me.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Randomize