Don't you send me to vm
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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