haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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