Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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