I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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