at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
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