Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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