i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
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