Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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