But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
how drunk are you?
Several
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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