A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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