This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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