dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
