Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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