this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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