Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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