I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I'm too high and old for this...
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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