And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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