Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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