How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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