That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
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