fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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