Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Randomize
