question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
He better not be in your backpack
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Randomize
