Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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