no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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