do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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