im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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